This scares me

So I had to go to the Post Office on December 7th and I had to get in line to mail something out. In front of me were two people that were in front of me. Being nosy this is the conversation I overheard: “Did you see the flag?” said one guy in jeans and…

Wardrobe Malfunction

I have a satin blouse that I love, but I never wear it. So when I picked it out of the closet today I thought “Why don’t I wear this more?” and put it on. It wasn’t until I got far enough away from the house to not be able to go back and change…

Warning!

This is really a warning that is in everyone’s best interest: Do NOT give me coffeeBut why, you ask? I don’t drink coffee. I don’t like the taste of it (although I love the smell of it) and have never had a cup of coffee or any variation thereof, in my life. So when a…

Failed Career Option #435

So, there are some things that I can do and some that I cannot. Today I learned another career that I am not destined for…….. Hairdresser Reason #1 Obviously there is the whole geometry issue – that I suck at math in general and really fail much more spectacularly at geometry seems like reason enough…

I know I’m going to hell….

Warning: I am a bit of a jerk in this blog post. I am sorry if I offend anyone, but in my defense I was trying to get out of jury duty and felt the need to be as obnoxious as possible. Jury Questioning Nothing is more fun for someone with ADD then waiting in…